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Oliver: ♪ green acres
Is the place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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Lisa: ♪ new york ♪
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♪ is where I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic ♪
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♪ smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you ♪
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♪ but give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ good-bye, city life ♪
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Both: ♪ green acres,
We are there ♪
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Here you are,
Mr. Douglas. 2 pails of h2o.
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Mm-hmm. Thank you.
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That's the chemical
Formula for water.
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That means it's composed
Of one "H" and 2 "Os."
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Whatever they are.
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Hydrogen and oxygen.
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Hydrogen and oxygen?
Well, wasn't it nice of them
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To get together in these
Pails and make all this water?
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Yeah. Put 'em down.
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Did you get the leaks
Fixed in the hose?
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Oh, yeah. Used up a
Whole roll of tape.
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It won't leak now.
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We'll soon see.
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That did it!
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Got another roll of tape?
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What for? The radiator!
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Ohh! You miserable tractor!
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We'd better abandon ship!
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Do you think mr. Drucker
Can get us a new radiator?
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I don't think he can help you.
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Why not?
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This tractor was born
Long before he was.
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Oh, hello, bertram.
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Oliver!
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What?
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I'm going to cook
Your breakfast.
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Oh, congratulations.
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But I can't. There
Is no electricical.
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The plug fell out of
The power company.
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Could you plug
It back in, please?
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I gotta call mr. Drucker.
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Well, can't you plug in first?
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Oh, for cryin' out loud.
It's always something.
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Oliver, don't shnap at me!
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I'm not shnapping
Or snapping at you.
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Well, it sounds
Like shnapping to me.
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Why couldn't they run
The lines inside the house?
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You gotta climb a
Pole to telephone,
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You gotta climb a pole
To plug in the electricity.
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Oliver, if we want gas,
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Would they have to
Put in another pole?
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No, they don't put gas in poles.
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Although they
Probably would for us.
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Ok, it's in!
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It tight?
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Yep! Thank you, darling!
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I'm going to cook you
Electricical hot cakes.
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For that I had
To climb the pole?
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Good morning, drucker's store.
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Oh, how are you, mr. Douglas?
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Oh, hi. Well, not too good.
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I noticed you looked
A little peaked lately.
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Farm gettin' you down?
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No, no, it's not that.
It's that darn tractor.
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I need a new
Radiator. It's leaking.
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It was only a matter of time.
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What do you mean?
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About the only thing left
That could happen to it.
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Well, do you think you could...
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Hello? Hello?
Anybody using the line?
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Oh, yes, I am, mrs. Ziffel.
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Oh, mr. Douglas, are
You going to be long?
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I have to make a call.
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Doris, mr. Douglas
Has a leaky radiator...
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Oh, that's too bad. I
Thought you been lookin'
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A little peaked
Lately, mr. Douglas.
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No, no, you don't understand.
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Don't let that
Farm get you down.
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You still there, mr. Douglas?
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Yes, mr. Drucker. As I
Was saying, I wonder
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If you can get me a new
Radiator for my tractor.
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Lisa: oliver! What?
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I didn't say anything.
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Oh, no, not you. I was...
It's my wife. Excuse me.
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What do you want?
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Darling, the
Electricical is off again.
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The plug fell out.
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Mr. Drucker, would
You see what you can do
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And call me back?
Thank you. Bye.
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I told you to put it in tight.
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I thought I did.
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Well, you didn't.
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Oh, it's these poles.
They're driving me crazy.
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The farm is too much for you?
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No.
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Oh, for the...
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Oliver, the other
Pole is ringing.
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Yeah. Would you answer it?
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All right.
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Keep on ringing, sarah.
He's got a long climb.
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Hello?
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Hello, mrs. Douglas. May
I speak to mr. Douglas?
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No. He's up the
Electricical pole.
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The electricical?
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Yes, the plug-in one.
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Who is it? Mr. Drucker.
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What does he want?
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What do you want?
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I just want to know
What size radiator
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He needs for his tractor.
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He wants to know what size radio
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You need for your tractor.
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I don't need a radio!
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He doesn't need
A radio. Good-bye.
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Not a radio. A radiator.
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Oh. Hello, mr. Drucker.
I made a mistake.
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My husband doesn't
Want a radiator.
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No, I do want one!
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He do want one!
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Yeah, I know he do want one...
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I just want to know what size.
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Hello? Hello?
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Doris, I'm talking
To mrs. Douglas.
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Oh, hello, mrs. Douglas.
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Hello, mrs. Ziffel!
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How's your husband's radiator?
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He's going to get a new one.
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Oh, I hope it makes
Him feel better.
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Doris, will you hang up?
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Bye!
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Mrs. Douglas, would
You ask mr. Douglas
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What size radiator he needs?
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Darling, what size
Radiator do you need?
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Tell him I'll call him back.
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He'll call you back.
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Are you through plugging?
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Yep! I race you down.
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Ohh!
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You cheated!
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Oliver! Oliver!
Breakfast is ready!
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He's coming, mrs. Douglas.
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Oh, where is he?
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Out in the fields,
Hoeing and muttering.
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Is he doing that again?
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Yes, ma'am. He's
Become a real mutterer.
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Acts kind of strange, too.
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How strange?
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Well, I don't know. Strange.
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I think the farm's
Getting him down.
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Oh, he's working too hard.
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Oliver, breakfast!
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Coming!
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Eb! Cut it out, you...
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Oh, you're not
Eb. You're a horse.
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You're pretty smart, aren't you?
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And you're pretty
Conceited, too.
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Lisa: oliver!
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Well, I got to go to breakfast.
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You better go back
Where you came from.
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No, no, no. Go home. Go home.
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That's a good boy.
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No, no, no. Go on. Now,
Stop following me.
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Go on home. Beat it.
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Darling, who are you talking to?
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The horse. What horse?
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The horse followed...
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There was a horse
That followed me home.
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Oh?
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He did!
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I didn't say anything.
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Lisa, a horse did
Follow me home.
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That's very nice.
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A big white horse
With black spots.
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Why don't you go inside
And wash up for breakfast?
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There was a horse.
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There you are.
Where did you go to?
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You followed me all the
Way home and disappeared...
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Oliver, who are you talking to?
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The horse I was
Telling you about.
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He's in there with you?
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Yes, come on in.
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Now maybe you'll believe
Me when I tell you...
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There he is, look...
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There was a horse looking
At me through that window.
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The same one?
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Of course the same one!
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How many horses
Do you think I see...
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Is he there now?
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No. He was here.
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He was watching
Me wash my hands.
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Why would he do that?
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I don't know.
Maybe it's his hobby.
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Why didn't he come in?
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Horses don't come in.
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They just watch people
Washing their hands.
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Yes. Uh, no.
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Look, is breakfast ready?
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Darling, don't you
Want to lie down
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And rest for a while?
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Rest? I just...
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Lisa, a horse followed
Me home through the fields
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And the same horse
Washed me watch my hands.
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watched me wash my hands.
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Oh, there you are.
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Well, I'm glad
You're still here.
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My wife was beginning
To think I was seeing you.
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I mean, not seeing... Uh...
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Come on, I want you
To meet her. Come on.
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Oh, come on.
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Come on, now...
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Wait right here.
Wait right here.
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Come on, now, come on.
I want you to meet her.
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There we go. That's the stuff.
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I'll be right back.
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Come on!
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Darling, darling,
I believed you!
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Nevertheless, I want you
To see with your own eyes,
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So there won't be
Any question. There...
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There was a horse
There tied to a tree!
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What tree?
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A tree! It was right
There, tied to this horse!
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A tree walked away with a horse?
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Of course not.
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How can a tree walk
Away with a horse?
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Darling, why don't you lie
Down and I call the doctor?
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I don't need a doctor! I
Saw it with my own eyes!
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There was... A tree... Oh...
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Here, horse! Horse?
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Oh, hello, dr. Stuart.
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How are you, mrs. Douglas?
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Fine. Won't you come in, please?
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Say, you didn't have
Any paintings up
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Last time I was out here.
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We only hung them a
Couple of months ago.
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Matisse? Say, that's
A pretty fine copy.
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Looks almost like the original.
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It is the original!
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An original matisse?
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Yes. And over here we
Have a gauguin and a renoir.
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Originals? Yes.
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Oh, doctor, I'm terribly
Worried about oliver.
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As I told you on the telephone,
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He keeps seeing trees and
Horses which aren't there.
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Well, that's...
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An original matisse,
Gauguin, and a renoir?
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We have a small
Rembrandt in the bathroom.
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In the bathroom?
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We have very little wall space.
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Doctor, do you think he
Was out in the sun too long?
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00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:18,973
It's quite poss... But these
Must be worth a fortune.
260
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,075
I always say why get a copy
261
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:24,545
When the original is only a
Few thousand dollars more?
262
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,181
Yes. That's...
263
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:32,020
Lisa, isn't that doc
Stuart's car... Oh, it is!
264
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,521
How are you, mr. Douglas?
265
00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:35,902
Very good, doctor, and
If mrs. Douglas got you
266
00:14:35,926 --> 00:14:38,166
Out here on my account,
You're wasting your time.
267
00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:41,029
I just called the
Doctor and I told him
268
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,863
If he happens to be
In the neighborhood
269
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:46,367
To drop in and... And
See our paintings.
270
00:14:46,436 --> 00:14:48,336
They're all originals, huh?
271
00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:50,838
Doctor, there's
Nothing wrong with me.
272
00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:54,008
Darling, did you find
Your horse and tree?
273
00:14:54,077 --> 00:14:58,112
Uh, no. But they're
Around somewhere.
274
00:14:58,181 --> 00:15:00,214
Stick out your
Tongue and say "Aah."
275
00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:03,217
If the doctor wants me
To stick out my tongue
276
00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:04,718
He'll tell me to.
277
00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:06,754
Stick out your tongue.
278
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,190
No! There's nothing
Wrong with me!
279
00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:10,970
Just sit down here, mr. Douglas,
280
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,526
And take it easy.
281
00:15:12,595 --> 00:15:14,706
Would you mind boiling
A little water for me?
282
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,530
All right, doctor.
283
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,843
Now, you just relax.
284
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:20,201
I don't know what
My wife told you,
285
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,736
But I'm all right.
I saw a horse!
286
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:24,205
I talked to him.
287
00:15:24,274 --> 00:15:26,040
Did he answer you?
288
00:15:26,109 --> 00:15:29,177
Don't be ridiculous.
289
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:33,081
Oh, he nodded his head
"Yes" a couple of times.
290
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:37,818
Ohh. I'm going to give
You a prescription
291
00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:40,254
For a mild sedative
To take at bedtime
292
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:41,822
To help calm you down.
293
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,624
I don't need to be...
294
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,471
Mr. Douglas, men
Who've been farming
295
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:46,839
A lot longer than
You have cracked up.
296
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,795
I haven't...
297
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,064
The strain of planting
And the weather
298
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,410
And the crops and prices...
299
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,479
Takes a lot more out
Of you than you think.
300
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,970
Doctor, it's not...
301
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,739
In the city, I
Needed a sedative.
302
00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:02,010
Trying to make a
Dollar in that rat race...
303
00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:04,178
Everybody scratching
And clawing...
304
00:16:04,247 --> 00:16:07,015
You couldn't turn around but
You'd find a knife in your back,
305
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:11,719
But, doctor, out here, the
Only scratching a man does
306
00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:14,622
Is in the soil when
He plants the seed.
307
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:18,626
He nurtures it, coaxes
It up toward the sun,
308
00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:20,661
Nurturing it to full harvest,
309
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,131
When he can pick
Them and market them,
310
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,467
Knowing that he and he alone
311
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:30,804
With the shovel, the
Seed, the sun, and the soil
312
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:32,640
Has found fulfillment.
313
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:37,078
The... I'd better give you
Something a little stronger.
314
00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:41,615
Doc! There is nothing
Wrong with me!
315
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,718
You see what I mean?
316
00:16:44,787 --> 00:16:48,722
Nothing to worry about.
He's just a little edgy.
317
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:51,692
Here are samples
A salesman left.
318
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,827
Make sure he takes
One at bedtime.
319
00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:56,464
They work fast. He'll
Drop off like that.
320
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:04,272
Yes? Mrs. Douglas?
321
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,274
You told me to remind
You to give mr. Douglas
322
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:07,675
That pill to make him sleep.
323
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,355
It's already in the milk.
324
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:11,112
Which glass?
325
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:12,580
Uh, well, I...
326
00:17:12,648 --> 00:17:14,382
In the movies, they're
Always getting
327
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,184
The glasses with
The mickey mixed-up.
328
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,064
Well, this mickey
Won't get mixed up.
329
00:17:18,088 --> 00:17:20,955
Oh, I know.
330
00:17:25,395 --> 00:17:28,129
No. I think it's this one.
331
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,565
That the one?
332
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:31,633
No.
333
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:36,170
That the one?
334
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:39,640
Um... Oh, I know!
335
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,019
Won't he be able to taste that?
336
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:53,621
No, I don't think so.
337
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,459
Hmm. Needs a little sugar.
338
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:03,897
Perfect.
339
00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:05,299
How about the other one?
340
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:06,778
Well, which is the other one?
341
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:08,236
The one without the sugar.
342
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,714
No, this has sugar in it.
343
00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:19,913
Mmm, fine.
344
00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:21,982
Good night.
345
00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,884
Good night.
346
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,827
Milk? You know I
Don't drink milk.
347
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:35,974
Did you put something
In here to make me...
348
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:42,036
So you got the mickey.
349
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:44,972
Ah, you're a good kid,
Worrying about me.
350
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,675
But there was a
Horse. Sleep tight.
351
00:18:57,587 --> 00:18:59,853
Lisa! Lisa, wake up!
352
00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:01,634
There's a zebra in the window!
353
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,193
Lisa! Look at the...
354
00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:24,812
And then just as I was
About to turn off the...
355
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,880
I wonder why I'm so sleepy.
356
00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:28,960
Are you listening to me?
357
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:30,484
Yes, darling. Go right ahead.
358
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:32,331
Well, I was about to tell you...
359
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:35,189
I saw a zebra standing
There in the window.
360
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,190
A what?
361
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,092
A zebra!
362
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,428
It's a kind of a
Horse with stripes.
363
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:43,831
You got tired just
Looking at plain horses?
364
00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:45,177
Lisa, if you hadn't conked out,
365
00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:46,245
You'd have seen him, too.
366
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,168
It was a zebra!
367
00:19:48,238 --> 00:19:49,770
I call the doctor.
368
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:52,084
No, you don't have
To. I tell you, I...
369
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,443
There's got to be
Some explanation!
370
00:19:57,813 --> 00:20:01,148
You say that's your
Ostrich, mr. Holter?
371
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:02,149
Yes, sir.
372
00:20:02,218 --> 00:20:03,851
Can you identify him?
373
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:07,722
Identify him?! Mr. Haney,
How many ostriches
374
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,624
Are there running
Around in hooterville?
375
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,169
Well, I never counted 'em,
376
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,394
But that could be one of 'em.
377
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,864
Mr. Haney, that ostrich
Is from my circus.
378
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:20,167
When the truck overturned,
5 of my animals got away.
379
00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:22,870
Well, if that is your ostrich,
380
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,306
It's run up quite a bill
381
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,941
Since it walked into our
Bedroom this morning.
382
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,411
A bill? For what?
383
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,382
There's $5.00 for bleaching
My wife's hair blond.
384
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,383
Huh?
385
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:38,319
Well, when she
Woke up and seen it,
386
00:20:38,388 --> 00:20:41,389
Her hair turned
Prematurely white.
387
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,825
Well, all right,
I'll give you $5.00.
388
00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,894
Well, that's not all, neighbor.
389
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:50,130
You owe me $12 for 6 hens.
390
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,231
What hens?
391
00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:56,337
It laid this and 6 of
My best white leghorns
392
00:20:56,406 --> 00:21:00,140
Had nervous breakdowns
Trying to compete.
393
00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:05,145
Well, I guess $10 ought
To take care of everything.
394
00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:07,348
15'd take care of it better.
395
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:10,150
Ten. I get to keep the egg.
396
00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:13,454
Mr. Haney, how would you
Like to earn some extra money?
397
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,622
How?
398
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,724
Well, if you'll help me find
399
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,203
The rest of the
Animals that escaped.
400
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:19,694
What kind are they?
401
00:21:19,762 --> 00:21:24,799
Well, besides this ostrich,
There was a trained horse,
402
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,235
And a zebra, and a...
403
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,377
That was a camel! I
Know that was a camel!
404
00:21:36,446 --> 00:21:38,612
You saw it, didn't you?
405
00:21:40,983 --> 00:21:42,994
What am I talking to you for?
406
00:21:43,018 --> 00:21:44,797
And then last
Night, mr. Kimball,
407
00:21:44,821 --> 00:21:47,154
Guess what else he didn't see?
408
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,155
A zebra!
409
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,558
Well, I wouldn't
Worry too much, mrs...
410
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:53,126
Yes, I would. A zebra, huh?
411
00:21:53,195 --> 00:21:56,497
Dr. Stuart says he's under
A strain from farming.
412
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,998
Yeah, see, the
Department's compiled
413
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,801
A lot of statistics
On... Well, not a lot.
414
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:03,437
They gathered together...
Well, they didn't gather them.
415
00:22:03,506 --> 00:22:06,640
Some high school kid left his
Notebook in the chief's office.
416
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:09,910
They discovered that farmers
In the northeast suffered from...
417
00:22:09,979 --> 00:22:12,212
No, they didn't suffer
Too much. They...
418
00:22:12,281 --> 00:22:14,314
Oliver: lisa!
419
00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:16,884
Mr. Kimball, could
You talk to mr. Douglas
420
00:22:16,952 --> 00:22:18,464
And see if he
Won't take it easy?
421
00:22:18,488 --> 00:22:19,920
Sure, don't worry.
422
00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,689
I know how to handle
These kind of cases.
423
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,869
Don't tell him I talked to you.
424
00:22:23,893 --> 00:22:26,226
Yeah, they just need
A little humoring.
425
00:22:26,295 --> 00:22:29,630
Hello, mr. Douglas. How are you?
426
00:22:29,699 --> 00:22:32,733
Oh, I'm all right.
427
00:22:32,802 --> 00:22:35,135
Of course you are.
Say, that certainly is
428
00:22:35,204 --> 00:22:37,738
A nice-lookin'
Horse you got there.
429
00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:40,374
Mind if I feed him
A piece of sugar?
430
00:22:42,077 --> 00:22:43,977
Say, look at him eat that.
431
00:22:44,046 --> 00:22:46,057
Think your zebra
Would like a piece, too?
432
00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:48,081
Have you been
Talking to my wife?
433
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:49,249
About what?
434
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:52,853
About my seeing a horse,
A zebra, and a camel?
435
00:22:52,922 --> 00:22:56,457
A camel? She didn't
Say anything about a...
436
00:22:56,526 --> 00:22:59,326
Oh, I didn't notice him. Ha ha!
437
00:22:59,395 --> 00:23:02,530
Say, certainly is... Oh, boy.
438
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,432
It's none of my
Business, mr. Douglas,
439
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,201
But maybe you been... Is
That your chimp over there?
440
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,905
Would you like a
Punch in the nose?
441
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,217
No, I don't think I'd like that.
442
00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:13,808
Then stop making fun of me.
443
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:16,036
There's a chimp standing there.
444
00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:23,050
That's strange. There was a...
445
00:23:23,118 --> 00:23:24,830
Here, chimp! Here, chimp!
446
00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:25,886
Oh, stop!
447
00:23:25,955 --> 00:23:28,288
Mr. Douglas!
448
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,225
Oh, mr. Douglas!
449
00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:33,393
What's the matter?
450
00:23:33,463 --> 00:23:34,673
Did you see a camel?
451
00:23:34,697 --> 00:23:36,196
You, too, huh?!
452
00:23:36,265 --> 00:23:38,505
I caught the zebra
And the chimp.
453
00:23:40,235 --> 00:23:42,937
Hey, that's my zebra!
454
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,037
That's my chimp.
455
00:23:44,106 --> 00:23:46,306
Not my chimp. Whose chimp is he?
456
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:49,610
Well, it belongs to
An itinerant circus.
457
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:50,611
Their truck turned over
458
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,013
And some of the
Animals got loose.
459
00:23:53,082 --> 00:23:54,147
Was there a horse?
460
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:55,961
Yeah. The fella got him.
461
00:23:55,985 --> 00:23:58,151
Lisa!
462
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,887
Darling, what's the matter?
463
00:23:59,956 --> 00:24:01,388
What do you see?
464
00:24:01,457 --> 00:24:02,523
Mr. Haney's truck.
465
00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:04,892
No. What do you
See on the truck?
466
00:24:04,961 --> 00:24:06,961
What do you want me to see?
467
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,930
The zebra and the chimpanzee!
468
00:24:09,999 --> 00:24:13,033
I see a zebra and a chimpanzee
And I'll call the doctor.
469
00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:15,180
No, no. If you don't see them,
470
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,448
You'd better call the doctor.
471
00:24:16,472 --> 00:24:17,705
Well, I see them,
472
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,974
But I'm not sure if
They're really there.
473
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,174
They're there, all right.
474
00:24:21,243 --> 00:24:23,343
They got loose from the circus.
475
00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:27,014
Oh, darling, I'm so
Glad you're not a nut!
476
00:24:27,082 --> 00:24:31,184
Well, sometimes I wonder.
477
00:24:38,794 --> 00:24:42,062
Are you missing a
Boxing kangaroo?
478
00:24:44,934 --> 00:24:47,801
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